January 2011
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The guys in the lounge...
They have reached the decibel level of a space shuttle launch
“OMGGGGZZZZ THREEEE POINTAHHHHHHH. I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MAAHSELF!!!”
-_-
I want to have a party with fake alchohol.. and...
wellyouscareme:
they’d be all
then i’d be like
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I just want to blog everything this dude is...
“DOMINOS has pizzas for $6?! What the fuck have we been doing man? Lets go to fucking dominos.”
“Dude, have you seen What’s Eating Gilbert Grape? Leonardo DiCaprio is like this little retarded kid, and he’s fucking retarded right? And his retardism is amazing. It’s like…how do you fucking act fucking retarded? Like, how do you fucking act that...
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When people bitch about EVERYTHING
“The chips in the vending machine are a fucking dollar?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? GOD DAMMIT. FUCK THIS SHIT!”
“Who set up this TV? People are fucking lazy man. Fuck this. Fucking TV. Fuck fuck fuck bitch bitch bitch
“The microwave didn’t heat up my fucking burrito all the way! It’s still fucking frozen on the inside! FUCK THIS!”
...
YOU KNOW THE REASON HE GOT A BONER IN TOY STORY 3?
imwearingmysisterssweatpants:
thisisnotmys0ck:
THE KID’S NAME IS ANDY.
ANDREW.
oh my god
I like exposing myself. There’s not an awful lot that embarrasses me. I’m the...
– Kate Winslet (via katewinslet)
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Let me tell you something about Severus Snape. We...
oodball:
theslytherinchiefette:
fabulous-killjoy:
-rocketshiptoshafio:
fabulous-killjoy:
I shouldn’t be allowed on the internet.
OHMYFUCKINGGOD. THIS IS THE BEST ONE.
LOL I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THIS.
THIS IS EPIC.
I LOVE THE INTERNET.
After reading that Leo likes Whip My Hair
I really want to see him whip his hair back and forth.
Just imagine it.
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Gonna have a LOST marathon today
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Jim Carrey as the Black Swan ...
3lzyx:
127 Hours.....
The entire time he was cutting off his arm I was like
Then the family was running towards him and I was all like
Danny Boyle, James Franco…your oscar nominations are well deserved.
Give them all the awards
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Just gonna watch 127 Hours
People can deal with their own problems
IDAGF
Even when I'm having a bad day, I try to make...
I just one day…one day where I don’t have to worry about other people. Or just an hour. Can I have a single hour? Please?
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I get no messages, aren't I popular?
They get message (200) and their all like:
I get message (1) and I’m all like:
If I got (200) in my ask I’d be like:
And I’d be answering them like a boss:
but no, no one ever sends me anything.
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When you give someone advice, they don't listen to...
When you hear someone swear
When you were a child
When you’re a teenager
lol
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
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Are there any Boy A gifs out there?
Particularly when he’s on e in the club?
KEVIN HART
REAL NIGGAS
ALL DAY
JUST ME
BY MYSELF
ON DA BLOCK
HOLDING IT DOWN
GUN AT MY WAIST
STRAIGHT FACE
ALL DAY
NOT A GAME
IN JAIL
BY MYSELF!!!
ONE BED
NO PILLOW CASE
ONE PILLOW
DIDN’T NOBODY WRITE ME
IT WAS EARLY
WOKE UP
WENT BACK TO SLEEP
TOOK A NAP
YOU EVER GO NITE NITE, NIGGA?!
YOU EVER GO NITE NITE, NIGGA?!
EVERYBODY GO NITE NITE, NIGGA!!!!!
oxymoronicidiosyncrasy asked: ........So. I remember you saying that you lived near the place where the Oscars are held? >>;;; Wanna do me a favour regarding Christopher Nolans' snub? Hehehe...